[ They can be awkward old men together trying to navigate technology and relationships. But Five didn't expect Steve to come asking the big questions out of the blue. Good for the man. ]

I'm guessing that the reason you're asking one of us directly it's because Rey either avoided the question or gave you an answer that only raised more concerns.

[ As much as Five loves the woman, it will be better for everyone involved if they just tell the truth. ]

The answer is time travel. Messed up time travel, at that. I'm not as young as I look like.