[ Open rp post + TFLN overflown]

[n5]

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@ paulbunyan

[n5]

[ ooc: starter here. " I may have accidentally sort of adopted a puppy" ]

I really hope so. For starters, the dog doesn't even need clothes.

in that case I'll give him one of your shoes and he can chew on it for a whole year or so.

Ah, yes, I checked. It's a boy.

Re: @ paulbunyan

[paulbunyan]

Do NOT give him my shoes.

Are you going to name him?

[n5]

Come on, Luther, think of the puppy. You won't happen to have a spare shirt I could use to make the dog a tent?

Yes. Everyone deserves a name.

@excessed

[n5]

[ ooc: starter here. "Most of the night is a blur. Tell me I didn't hit on the mannequin." ]

[ You know me well. Also he's not going to delete nor the photos or the video, no. It's less because he wants to use it as blackmail and more that, like Vanya's book, he doesn't have any other record of his disaster family. ]

I'm talking about the present, Diego. God know if there will be a next week, I no longer plan time ahead.

@the_horror

[n5]

[ ooc: starter here. "The cops asked Diego if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern drawl." ]

Truly an accomplishment. Or maybe habit, this seems to happen to him a lot.

[paulbunyan]

[Really, Five...]

Dogs don't need tents. It needs a dog house... outside.

You name it, you really do adopt it. I'm pretty sure that's how that works.

Re: @excessed

[excessed]

Fine. The present then and margaritas. Though, I have to ask. All the alcohol in the world, why that?

[ Not that he's judging his brother, but he's kind of judging his brother. Because he can. It's no different than any other taunts they threw at one another in their youth, after all. ]

[n5]

When I was in the future, I could find wine more easily than any other kind of alcohol or clear water. It gets better with the years while the rest goes bad eventually. I haven't had margaritas in a long time and I like the taste.

And the umbrellas.

[ Don't you dare mock him about the paper little umbrellas, they add style. ]

[n5]

[ What's a bit of teasing gonna do between brothers, Luther? There's no ill intentions behind the jokes, promise. ]

I'm not leaving the dog outside. He will think I'm abandoning him and he's too small to be on his own.

[ Okay, so, he might be projecting a little. ]

It isn't quite how that worked with all of us and the old bat, isn't it?

[the_horror]

I think he's getting better at skirting around the law. So, habit fits, really.

[n5]

Sounds like it. He used to be a cop, I've heard...? It's hard to imagine him wearing an uniform.

[the_horror]

Did he? That's a scary thought. Now he's a thorn in their side. With a fake southern drawl.

[n5]

I think so. He had a thing with a police lady.

That accent must have been fun to hear but I wonder what was he trying to accomplish.

[excessed]

Hey, whatever floats your boat. Margaritas it is. Though good to know about wine.

[ And never about the umbrellas, even if he's trying to imagine a his heading into elderly brother looking his age and using paper umbrellas. ]

[paulbunyan]

[If he took every jab at his size personally, he'd be in a constantly foul mood.

Although that doesn't mean he's not worried about the apparent puppy that's going to be running around and gnawing on everything.]

Fine, but keep an eye on it so it doesn't chew anything important.

[A pause.]

I don't think puppies are exactly like children. But we do have names.

[n5]

[ True that. Five does take any mention of his small size pretty badly, he shouldn't talk. ]

I'm going to train him and teach him tricks, stop worrying.

[ Do we, really, ALL of us? Five wants to say but decides against it. Luther has often been innocently insensitive since they were kids, not realizing the way his words come out sounding sometimes. Five knows it's not the man's fault, growing under the shadow of their father, and that he only says these kind of things out of concern so he drops the subject about names completely. ]

Do we have any meat at home I can give him?

[n5]

Thank you. And yes, very good.

[ He really appreciates it, Diego. ]

If you are lucky, Klaus won't remember last night either.

[paulbunyan]

[There is a twinge of regret when he realizes that-- was not the right thing to say. That he shouldn't have said anything at all, probably.

But Five seems to go on about the dog, so he follows the subject change easily enough--]

I'm sure we've got something he could eat around here. But we might want to pick up dog food for him soon.

[excessed]

... How much did he see?

[n5]

Plenty, we were all together when we started drinking.

I think you two danced together at some point. Or tried to. I'm being generous with the word 'dancing', Klaus moves like he's having a seizure sometimes.

[n5]

[ He's not mad at Luther just being a grumpy old man with issues. Talking about the dog distracts him too, so it's all good. ]

I would have done that already but I don't have any money from this decade on me. Probably none from this century, actually.

[the_horror]

I thought he dropped out of the police academy. I don't even know. I know he's a mess though.

It was painful to hear. too exaggerated. I think he was just trying to throw the cop off. It worked? Somehow.

Oops

[excessed]

I am never drinking with you assholes again.

You sure he wasn't?

Haha, it's ok

[n5]

I'm hurt, Diego. We finally have some boding time and now you can't handle it.

Yes. I double checked.

[ He got worried, not like five will ever admit it. ]

[n5]

I was gone too, so I don't know for sure and Diego wouldn't tell me even if I asked. He doesn't trust me.

I'm almost sad I missed that, it sounds ridiculous.